Do you wash your hands after going to the loo? – Not in a nightclub!

My wrath about nightclub toilet attendants resurfaced last week as I went to a club with a friend for the first time in an age. In the loo was a man with his fragrances and lollipops, pouncing at every person – providing the wholly unnecessary service of turning the tap on and giving out a paper towel....

Are you embarrassed to shield your pin code when paying in shops?

The lady in front of me in the supermarket today had the pin code 1910. I know this because I saw her key it in. She did it without any attempt to conceal it from me or anyone else in the queue – she just stood back and blithely punched each number in. All I would’ve needed...