Just discovered my usual Deals of the Week Thursday slot on Lorraine (GMTV) will be hosted by Emma Bunton as it’s half term. I’ve never met her before, though she seems lovely on the telly. Yet I’ve gone into a nightmare Spice Girls pun mode and keep thinking of silly lines such as…
- Explaining a bogof as “that’s when two become one”
- When talking about favourite deals, “tell me what you want…what you really really want?”
- Or on Poundland disguised products the key to ask with them is “who do you think you are?”
You get the picture –must not pun – must not pun – must not pun.