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All boobs and toes… a modern holiday postcard
Monday September 1st, 2008

I’ve got to share a moment from my summer hols in Southern Spain last week.

The MSF and I, along with a couple of friends were walking back along the beach.

In front was a bleached blond, seriously tanned girl with large boobs, a tiny bikini, red leggings on her left leg and green on the right. She was with three well built guys. All four were English. The guys were discussing the luminous pink nail varnish on her toes.

She then turned around, and said…

“Can you believe it girls, I’ve spent four effing grand on these tits and all these guys do is talk about my toes!”

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